Comment on Homer

Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Three! We have THREE kids Homer.

  Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.

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  • BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

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    • BlackPenguins@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Years? DECADES.

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      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Decades are made of years

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• Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One’s doing time for shooting someone.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.

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