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moth@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Did you catch the game last night?

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  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

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    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

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  • BillionaireStew@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, it gets better each time I watch it. Excellent performance by Michael Douglas.

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    • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Top 10 favorite for sure

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  • aldhissla@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Moss from the IT Crowd saying “Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”

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  • helican@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is the police still waiting outside?

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  • Scrawny@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do you like hot fudge Sundays?

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  • moth@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    you mean Dune: Awakening?

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• shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Its called shooting your shot

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  • moth@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    if you have to resort to harassing strangers who are trapped in an elevator with you, then you are far too ugly to be “shooting your shot”.

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    • shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can see if theyre interested by talking to them. Shooting your shot doesnt mean flashing and hoping for sex. Do you know how to socialize?

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      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why would you be weird to someone (so out of your league too)?

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      • moth@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        you think women want to socialize with strange men in an elevator? who is your favorite manosphere influencer?

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    • Voixe2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Ugly people don’t deserve love” so says the moth???

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      • moth@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        sexual predators should have the right to harass people who are trapped with them, so says the voxie?

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t have a gun, and even if I had one, why would I shoot random people?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This doesn’t seem like the best opener.

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I have a can opener.

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah, you hit on them when they’re getting OUT of it. Don’t want to make them feel uncomfortable and trapped.

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Door closes

    You mumble, “Your outfit matches your notebook, and I think that’s really cute.” It echoes in the empty elevator. You’ll keep thinking about that cute number, but not as long as you’ll regret missing the opportunity to have said it to her face. That kind of compliment has the potential to really brighten a person’s day.

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