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otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?

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  • Goodeye8@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yeah, the other guy lacks imagination. I don’t need a bean when I can become The Bean God. In my domain, everything is beans. I eat beans, I breathe beans, I drink beans, I AM BEAN.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?

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    • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      God of Pimples and Hemorrhoids

      Presumably that means I can prevent them?

      Let the apotheosis begin.

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    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gotta make it fun. Hit only people that deserve it with that shit

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      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m not talking about being a god and plagueifying people with this shit. I’m saying what if you are made a god, specifically the god of only this shit. :(

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