Jesus said when He comes He’ll have a Holy Army at His back and He will murder everybody.
He won’t come back as a hippy. (according to Him)
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Naich@piefed.world 4 weeks ago
If Jesus came back now the US would keep on killing him until he stayed dead.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
according to
Himthe drunk and high monks who ghostwrote his way too long and rambling manifestoFixed it for you.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
don’t make me come over there!
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Incorrect. If Jesus came back today he would be largely ignored. He would most likely end up either homeless or committed to a mental institution. If anyone did realize he was the real Jesus returned to the world there would most likely be a third world war, not between different nations but between different multinational corporations all trying to decide who gets exclusive rights to his name and intellectual property. Nuclear bombs would be dropped to figure out who would own the rights to The Bible with explicit permission to alter, amend, or remove entirely any passages they want. In that case Jesus himself would most likely be kept hidden away in some corporate bunker for fear that he might give another sermon FOR FREE before it can be locked down under an official publishing contract.
Smif_N_Lenin@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Or he’s been coming back in about the same area, which the United States of Israel keeps bombing children in
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
US history is an empire of “never again.”
mobyduck648@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dostoyevsky’s The Grand Inquisitor, but instead of moving and thought-provoking it’s just cringe and shit.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
US hate brown people and immigrants, of which Jesus was both. You’re not wrong.