Comment on I've bought seven of them

DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.

  It’s more common than one assumes.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.

    My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running

    And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count

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  • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Absolutely a known issue for runners.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”

    CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)

    IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.

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  • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yeah, Guardian did an article recently

    theguardian.com/…/hyrox-joanna-wietrzyk-history-o…

    and any number of search results

    duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=marathon+runner+poop+pan…

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get a Gary Linekar one for the unholy trifecta

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a chocolate brownie preparation dish, but yes!

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