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Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Different toilets too, I’m from the UK and the water inside the toilet is a good 12 inches from seat.

  Inb4 comment, ha ha your dick isn’t 12 inches?

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Im in the uk and my entire dick and balls go fully into the water, around the ubend, down the pipes to the large waste pipe, fill the entire waste pipe and then go all the way to the sewage treatment facility where they have a 9 to 5 cleaning shitty water. They earn more money than i do, and frankly, they are sustaining our life.

    Sometimes, we fight, but then i remember my dick has it harder than i do.

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    • Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh man, you’re Dick Rodney’s other half?? Man, he is my favourite coworker here at the sewage works. He’s a very hard worker… very hard indeed. Always sounded like there might be family problems at home, though, as he says he leaves the arsehole behind when he comes to work.

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    • captnanonymous@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Better call Central Services.

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    • Peter1986C@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😆

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  • Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah it’s so weird to me that the US toilet water is so high. I imagine there’s a valid reason for it, but it’s a very foreign concept to me

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  • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    10 inches diameter. On a cold winter January morning.

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  • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why do you flush before you stand up? Don’t you like to admire the fruits of your labour?

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      • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Never heard of a courtesy flush?

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  • Enzy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    IT WAS COLD

    I WAS IN THE POOL

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• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, I’m seeing a lot of comments that this isn’t normal and it’s giving me some confidence

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• stackPeek@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  High-fives you yup same.

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• TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t do this either, doesn’t take away from my performance in bed, don’t worry about it, brother

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  • olutukko@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you sure about that? I bet you havent tried it with a bigger dick /s

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    • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🥹

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