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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When that happens in a public toilet Image

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• MycelialMass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aka the witches kiss

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve always heard that phrase referring to splashback on the butthole

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    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s Neptune’s kiss

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh yeah, you’re right-- we used to call it Poseidon’s kiss though haha

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• Fades@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I literally have developed a habit where if I sit down my hand automatically goes down to keep my dick from touching the bowl. Fuck. that.

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  • MenacingPerson@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    touching dick sounds kinda gay… /s

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• EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My toilet apparently has a shallow bowl because this happens pretty much every time I sit down, and I’ve never experienced it before moving in. Bad enough experience to replace the toilet imo.

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• Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is precisely why I won’t ever join the “sit to pee” revolution.

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  • IHateFacelessPorn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro that’s the healthy way. At the ages of 50s it matters very much.

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    • Soulcreator@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can you elaborate on why this is healthier? I’ve never heard this before.

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