Comment on Anon becomes a landscape

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  "it must be true because, if it were not true, no one would have had the imagination to invent it” - fancy math man

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• DrunkenDuckling@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Creepy landscape boy” feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.

  No “Horny Hill Henry”, “Masturbatin’ mountain mike”, “Lickin’ Lakes Liam”, …?

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  • cosmos8188@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, and teenagers have even more derogatory imagination than children. Really depends on the grade.

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  • Leviathan@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds like a thing girls would come up with, tbh.

    My highschool girlfriend used to call a guy “the creeper”.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dated a guy in college whom I (affectionately) referred to as “the caveman,” because he had a really prominent brow. My (unaffectionate) nickname in high school was “sleepy,” because I fell asleep in class once, and that was made up by boys.

      I think most nicknames are a little unimaginative.

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      • Leviathan@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Kids aren’t reinventing the wheel.

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe he’ll pursue a career in manscaping

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Something about this story reads German to me, which might affect the chosen insult and its translation

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• Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One thing i can vouch for. During HS in early 2000’s, girls would wear thongs and low waist jeans exposing their junk when leaning forward. Sounds good on paper but when youre not rly interested in them and forced to see it its meh.

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  • Hardeehar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.

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    • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Whale tails? Nice. We called underpants sticking out from pants “filter bags.”

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      • degen@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Whale tale is specific to thongs, so not much bag to filter. More like a shit splitter

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How are you forced to see it? Just don’t look at it?

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    • Hardeehar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If it’s a teenager … don’t look at it was just about as effective as the D.A.R.E. just say no line.

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      • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Good point

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    • Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wow exhibitionism solved.

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