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Fox Mews hosts have a serious thing for Dem Candidates. Even Jesse Watters was talking about how sexy El-Sayad way after the good doctor slapped Watters around earlier with his own circumcised “dingaling” while Watters giggled and blushed like a schoolgirl.

It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum at us too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.

Yeah. It was that fucking gay.

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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
What, uh, what truck stop? Just so I don’t accidently show up there with my kneepads on.

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terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Are places in the Midwest like Kentucky secretly super gay

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- eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Everywhere is a lot more rainbow than you think. Some places try to hide it because they’ve been programed for centuries (millennia) to think there should be some shame attached to it.
  
  Some places celebrate it instead.
  
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum out of too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.

This deserves !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world

lemmy.world/post/51351820

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- eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  First of all, I’m honored. I don’t think I deserve it, but I guess I’m really not in any position to judge anybody. Especially myself.
  
  So you don’t throw up after anymore? good job improving at your hobbies.
  
  I’m gonna answer this in two parts:
  
  First:
  
  No, I learned how to meter intake and control both my gag reflex and my epiglottis, but that’s a longer conversation for another time. What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.
  
  Secondly, thank you very much. You know, with enough effort and time, anyone can master something they have a true passion for. And if that mastery truly shows up in any demonstration of that skill, it’s something for everyone to enjoy. 👍😉
  
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  - LostCarcosan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    
    What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row
    
    Something something 37 dicks in a row
    
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    eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    We all have our own personal limit
    
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  - Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    
    What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.
    
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    it’s something for everyone to enjoy.
    
    especially if they get to the gloryhole on time
    
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  - imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    
    What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum
    
    Teach me, oh master of wisdom. I’m reasonably certain my partner might suffer from chafing due to excess.
    
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