What do you have against mop water, punk?
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okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, a salad spinner would do the same thing, but it wouldn’t add the extra mop water flavor we all love.
mappe@moplemmy.fyi 2 weeks ago
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My good sir, I do believe you’ve mistaken my position for the obverse whereas I do indeed prefer the delectable flavor profile liberally applied to my noodly noms.
mappe@moplemmy.fyi 2 weeks ago
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I still don’t know how mop water always converges to the same flavour with repeated use, even in different environments.
Like, the mop in a commercial garage, your grocery store (unless it’s been used to clean up an oil spill), and in your basement all produce very similar tasting water.
Forbo@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Absolutely cursed comment. Thanks, I hate it.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This guy mops.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’d like to subscribe to hear more mop facts please.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I don’t really have mop facts, only flavour profiles.
jdr@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Fuckin’ tease
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
What about a mop used in a bar?
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’ve only extended bar mop when my friend threw up all over the bar and they made us clean it up.
She ate a bunch of fruit loops or something so it was like this weird strong sour fruity smell. Thinking about it makes me feel gross.
So I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure if not used to clean up fruit loops vomit it would be similar. I’ve used a lot of mops in a lot of places.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’d think it’d be more tangy what with all the dried piss on the floor in the men’s, but no. It evens out still.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Even bathroom mops tend to converge on that same flavour.
I did a stint as a grounds keeper at a theme park, so I’m familiar with mop water from bathrooms to back offices, to fast food floors, grocery stores, commercial garages, and office space. I even mopped a laser tag room — that one was epic, you have no idea how much stuff people lose while playing laser tag, I found two watches and tons of change, all sorts of stuff. Dusty as heck though.
As I mentioned elsewhere, no, I have not experienced bar mop water except one time when drunk, so not a fair sample.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Okay, whatever, dude.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You are joking but the dust in IT equipment almost alwqys has a distinct smell in the same type of business (e.g. medical).
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m not joking though!
Mop buckets are surprisingly homogeneous in smell across environments. With the exception of getting them filled with oil, which gets its own stale rancid smell, but that’s for other reasons.