Then I realize the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.
Comment on Yeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wings
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“What’ll ya have?”
“Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this.
I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
RudeDuner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One cuil
lividweasel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Enjoy your meal!”
“Thanks, you too.”
“…”
“…”
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I love you
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Welcome to Costco!
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Mom
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Done that. :)
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
not high at the time but I’ve done this at work while cashiering more than once
“what time is it?”
“your total is 4:47PM 🙂”