Then I realize the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.
Comment on Yeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wings
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
zikzak025@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“What’ll ya have?”
“Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
zikzak025@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this.
I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
RudeDuner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One cuil
lividweasel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Enjoy your meal!”
“Thanks, you too.”
“…”
“…”
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
not high at the time but I’ve done this at work while cashiering more than once
“what time is it?”
“your total is 4:47PM 🙂”
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
I love you
socsa@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Welcome to Costco!
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
Mom
1984@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
Done that. :)