Comment on Those Beans

adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So to bankrupt Amazon, everyone needs to order just one can of beans (and nothing else), all at the same time.

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  • TheGoldenV@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, but I don’t want these awful beans. Maybe we can all order one can and have them all delivered to the same place as a joke? Who needs an assload of beans?

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who needs an assload of beans? I’m going to assume that you’re new to Lemmy and have somehow bypassed the bean verification.

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      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I’d need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one’s pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?

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      • RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Please don’t bring that back. I already had enough beans for life.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Food banks generally accept non perishable items.

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      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah but haven’t the people relying on the food bank suffered enough?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I only buy beans by the ass load.

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    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We could mail them to Elon. Bully the rich with beans.

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    • Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I do. I prefer Luck’s, though

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    • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Buy canned boiled peanuts instead.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Any low cost high weight items like lead bricks are good substitutes

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