Without AI flush your pipes will break bro
Comment on *laughs nervously*
markz@suppo.fi 5 days agoYou don’t see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 days ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
We could optimize performance so that every flush is catered to your needs!
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 4 days ago
Sorry to share the bad news
https://gadgetsandwearables.com/2025/10/30/kohler-dekoda/
The device Kohler Dekoda is priced at $599 on the company’s website. In addition to the one-off hardware cost, there is a subscription required for the companion Kohler Health app: the single‑user plan is US $6.99 per month, or US $70 per year.
Just a random website from search results.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Competitive shitting. Had this idea 5 years ago when we were debating toilet upgrades for some reason.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Wut? you guys don’t use Copilot to shit yet? Are you stupid?
Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s one of the more useful features of it.
Dojan@pawb.social 5 days ago
This is stirring a memory. I swear there was some kids film or show where a toilet spoke, something like “thank you for flushing away your poop.”