When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.
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SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 1 month ago
Sort of reminds me of the time my friend fixed me up with a friend of his partner.
OK its not the same but we met up at a nice chinese restaurant in amsterdam and I immediately found my date very hot. We had chemistry right away! When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.
Turned out she is a flight attendant for klm and her purse was full of them!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
So, is your wife single or what?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you George Clooney from the 2009 comedy/romance Up in the Air?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Yes.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time!
SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 1 month ago
Yeah it was a wild for certain!
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
*the patter of seeds against stone*
“Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Of course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Yeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you be compatible?
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
My now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!