When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.
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SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 3 weeks ago
Sort of reminds me of the time my friend fixed me up with a friend of his partner.
OK its not the same but we met up at a nice chinese restaurant in amsterdam and I immediately found my date very hot. We had chemistry right away! When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.
Turned out she is a flight attendant for klm and her purse was full of them!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
So, is your wife single or what?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you George Clooney from the 2009 comedy/romance Up in the Air?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Yes.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time!
SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 3 weeks ago
Yeah it was a wild for certain!
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
*the patter of seeds against stone*
“Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Of course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you be compatible?
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
My now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!