When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.
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SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 1 day ago
Sort of reminds me of the time my friend fixed me up with a friend of his partner.
OK its not the same but we met up at a nice chinese restaurant in amsterdam and I immediately found my date very hot. We had chemistry right away! When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.
Turned out she is a flight attendant for klm and her purse was full of them!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Are you George Clooney from the 2009 comedy/romance Up in the Air?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 23 hours ago
Yes.
socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
So, is your wife single or what?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time!
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
My now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!
SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 1 day ago
Yeah it was a wild for certain!
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
*the patter of seeds against stone*
“Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Of course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Yeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you be compatible?