Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman

LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Women: can get off 7-10 times in a row

  Men: busts once, needs an hour and a Gatorade before they can go again

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ahh, when I was younger I could do unspeakable things… now I just want to sleep

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  • AngryRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The REAL fun is when you force orgasms on her until she’s begging you to stop.

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  • rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    afaik it is allowed to use other appendages

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    • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Right? I had a friend quote “I only got so many mini mes swimming in me” and I was like dude, sex isn’t over just because peepee go limp.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s not what that’s about. This is very explicitly about sperm

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  • Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Women get quite sore down there if done poorly and even with a great foreplay and plenty of lube, it’ll still get sore.

    While i could go again in an hour, once she stops? It’s GG.

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, you gotta build up some jet fuel to cum again. If you were to mpreg them with some pegging you’d see recharge times quickly rise as they reabsorbed the cum for fuel

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    • _g_be@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My bad, it’s my fault for having eyes to read this

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      • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Bro took bro science to a whole new level.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Guy probably would not need the gatorade if the woman was Amazon riding him and doing all the actual physical work of fucking.

    Gal would then probably need the gatorade.

    Yeah, men have a refractory period, women essentially do not, can’t really fundamentally change that, though guys can do kegels and such to last longer/maintain erection/do their own orgasm control.

    Guys also can get off 7 to 10 times in a row.

    It’d just take longer, due to the refractory period, and would also literally require more physical work.

    You ever literally fucked for an entire today?

    You both need breaks and gatorade, guy and gal.

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The ones that didn’t fucked their own spunk out of her and were less likely to reproduce. This is a whole rant… But basically the make penis is designed to scrape competing sperm out of a woman. If you’re ready to go again rapidly you make it harder for your genes to pass on.

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    • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have no interest in passing on my genes, the world’s not ready for them.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Me: has fingers

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  • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When I was young I could go again within a couple minutes… After 30 it was pretty rare… Then in late 40s started having trouble keeping it up for a one time thing, but I figured it was psychological because my then wife didn’t want it (from me) anymore anyway… Then when that ended I took care of things, got a vasectomy and medication that lets me go multiple rounds again, at least in theory… Haven’t gotten to test out the theory yet, other than in my own hands…

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  • plutopos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Once? My record is like 4 (listening to power metal). Though at some point they start merging together so it’s hard to count them

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• Solrac@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s an entire meme category about it

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