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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, this is coming, whether you like it or not. Anyone opposed is just regressive and afraid of trying new things and learn new tools. Probably shitty player anyway and scared they won’t be able win matches anymore with their mediocre skills in this new world of siege-powered footie.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Siege powered chestie

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You need to think bigger if you want to keep up. Put Siege™®© into EVERYTHING!

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• Brummbaer@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Better idea yet, just carry the ball in your hand, much easier and can be done by one person…

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  • hanke@feddit.nu ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Streamlining the game, I lile it!

    Could mean great savings for team owners. Now they only have to pay one player.

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    • Brummbaer@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We should also give both players cars, more efficient than running.

      I’ll call that Auto Polo

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto_polo

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      • Marcopolo1613@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or bumper cars for a good time with friends - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlyball

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• LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But they don’t allow siege cannons and mortars in stadiums :(

  Those damn woke are taking our guns away, it is not even modern football without artillery.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yet*

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• backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Detroit add lions to their defense. Denver rushes while mounted. Chicago doubles down on drafting large, hirsute men for their team.

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  • tpyo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had to look up that word:

    hirsute /hûr′soo͞t″, hîr′-, hər-soo͞t′/ adjective

    Covered with hair; hairy. Covered with stiff or coarse hairs. Rough with hair; set with bristles; shaggy.

    Cool!

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dallas: YEEHAW!!

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bring back the Oilers!

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• joyjoy@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone’s gonna do this and make the game evolve by making them add a new rule.

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• MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you have exactly 10 seconds to leave the field at the nearest point of exit (the sidelines)

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