Better idea yet, just carry the ball in your hand, much easier and can be done by one person…
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hanke@feddit.nu 2 months agoYou’re supposed to defend the ball by using your athleticism to fend off your opponents, not by using medieval battlefield tactics to force a siege.
Games evolve over time. Get with it or get behind.
Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 months ago
hanke@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Streamlining the game, I lile it!
Could mean great savings for team owners. Now they only have to pay one player.
Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 months ago
We should also give both players cars, more efficient than running.
I’ll call that Auto Polo
Marcopolo1613@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Or bumper cars for a good time with friends - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlyball
Guttural@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I think some players have already tried this. They named their specific technique “rugby”.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Detroit add lions to their defense. Denver rushes while mounted. Chicago doubles down on drafting large, hirsute men for their team.
tpyo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had to look up that word:
hirsute /hûr′soo͞t″, hîr′-, hər-soo͞t′/ adjective
Covered with hair; hairy. Covered with stiff or coarse hairs. Rough with hair; set with bristles; shaggy.
Cool!
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Dallas: YEEHAW!!
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Bring back the Oilers!
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But they don’t allow siege cannons and mortars in stadiums :(
Those damn woke are taking our guns away, it is not even modern football without artillery.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yet*
luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 months ago
They’re overrated anyway. The true art of siegecraft will always be in the earthworks.
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why are you trying to cross the field with the Ball when you can just use a trebuchet, arguably the best siege weapon?
joyjoy@piefed.social 2 months ago
Someone’s gonna do this and make the game evolve by making them add a new rule.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 months ago
you have exactly 10 seconds to leave the field at the nearest point of exit (the sidelines)
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 months ago
Yeah, this is coming, whether you like it or not. Anyone opposed is just regressive and afraid of trying new things and learn new tools. Probably shitty player anyway and scared they won’t be able win matches anymore with their mediocre skills in this new world of siege-powered footie.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 months ago
Siege powered chestie
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 months ago
You need to think bigger if you want to keep up. Put Siege™®© into EVERYTHING!