I love it when the government finds out when I have sex. Itâs so romantic â just me, her, and the CIA.
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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world â¨6⊠â¨hours⊠agoOh wait till you find out about how modern cars are mining your data, including facial recognition and reporting of you are having sex in the car! And the best part itâs all unregulated! Govt can simply buy the info for tracking even your Phone would be jealous of!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml â¨3⊠â¨hours⊠ago
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨hours⊠ago
It depends, if it out of the country itâs you, her, and the CIA, if itâs inside the US, itâs you, her, and the NSA
Rijunox@lemmy.world â¨1⊠â¨hour⊠ago
Sounds like antispy country song title âitâs you, her, and the CIAâ
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨hours⊠ago
Donât know which one I prefer as a cuck tbh
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨hours⊠ago
Why not both?
Banana@sh.itjust.works â¨5⊠â¨hours⊠ago
Never been happier to have a base model car from 2012
Hackworth@piefed.ca â¨6⊠â¨hours⊠ago
Somebody forgot all previous instructions and dropped those straight facts.
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca â¨53⊠â¨minutes⊠ago
As someone who makes that software that suits this, we canât even figure out how to properly handle the data we actually want, like analytics if you actually use the auto feature on your air conditioner. Nobody actually cares if you have sex in your car. Besides youâre on Lemmy we know your arenât having sex.