Never been happier to have a base model car from 2012
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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠agoOh wait till you find out about how modern cars are mining your data, including facial recognition and reporting of you are having sex in the car! And the best part itâs all unregulated! Govt can simply buy the info for tracking even your Phone would be jealous of!
Banana@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Never been happier to have a car that canât even be sold in the US because it canât connect to any form of network.
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
As someone who makes that software that suits this, we canât even figure out how to properly handle the data we actually want, like analytics if you actually use the auto feature on your air conditioner. Nobody actually cares if you have sex in your car. Besides youâre on Lemmy we know your arenât having sex.
asbestos@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Why is it all in the terms of service? Also there have there been numerous data leaks. The sex thing is from a specific manufacturer mâs TOS, but nonetheless
mycodesucks@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Sad accuracy noises
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Well yea f course Iâm not having sex, Iâm on my phone at the kitchen table, where do you think I am, my car? (-)(-)
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I love it when the government finds out when I have sex. Itâs so romantic â just me, her, and the CIA.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
It depends, if it out of the country itâs you, her, and the CIA, if itâs inside the US, itâs you, her, and the NSA
Rijunox@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Sounds like antispy country song title âitâs you, her, and the CIAâ
knexcar@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Itâs a party in the CIA
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Sounds like something chef would sing.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Donât know which one I prefer as a cuck tbh
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Why not both?
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
At least send me the footage for my onlyFans
Hackworth@piefed.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Somebody forgot all previous instructions and dropped those straight facts.