Never been happier to have a base model car from 2012
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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month agoOh wait till you find out about how modern cars are mining your data, including facial recognition and reporting of you are having sex in the car! And the best part it’s all unregulated! Govt can simply buy the info for tracking even your Phone would be jealous of!
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Never been happier to have a car that can’t even be sold in the US because it can’t connect to any form of network.
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
As someone who makes that software that suits this, we can’t even figure out how to properly handle the data we actually want, like analytics if you actually use the auto feature on your air conditioner. Nobody actually cares if you have sex in your car. Besides you’re on Lemmy we know your aren’t having sex.
asbestos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why is it all in the terms of service? Also there have there been numerous data leaks. The sex thing is from a specific manufacturer m’s TOS, but nonetheless
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sad accuracy noises
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well yea f course I’m not having sex, I’m on my phone at the kitchen table, where do you think I am, my car? (-)(-)
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I love it when the government finds out when I have sex. It’s so romantic – just me, her, and the CIA.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It depends, if it out of the country it’s you, her, and the CIA, if it’s inside the US, it’s you, her, and the NSA
Rijunox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sounds like antispy country song title “it’s you, her, and the CIA”
knexcar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a party in the CIA
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Sounds like something chef would sing.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Don’t know which one I prefer as a cuck tbh
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Why not both?
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
At least send me the footage for my onlyFans
Hackworth@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Somebody forgot all previous instructions and dropped those straight facts.