A long time ago, back on reddit, someone posted a link to a site that was something like ratemydickpic.com. That doesn’t load but a cursory DDG search brings up some similar sites.
On that site, people would post their dick pics, as you might guess. The owner of the site would review not the dicks, but the pics. Lighting, framing, effort, etc. (I don’t know much about photography.) I remember specifically that several of the commenters (and I, though I was mostly a lurker) observed their approval of the fact that the phalluses didn’t matter, it was just the setup of the pic. In fact, several of the pictures were of non-external-genital-havers (I’m genuinely trying to be inclusive, so I apologize if that’s offensive) using various forms of prosthetics, but that didn’t factor into the reviews at all.
I’ve never been the type to send those kinds of photos. Back when Snapchat was big for dirty pictures, my wife and I decided to try it out. We installed it, sent each other one naughty photo each, and uninstalled it. (Not quite in such short order … But basically.) However, were I to do so, I would do so consensually and probably have appreciated the lesions from a site like the above.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 1 day ago
What if my dick is still in a can?
gurty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Check the expiration date, but you should be okay.
fonix232@fedia.io 1 day ago
This you?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ridiculous. That shi should never be sold in a can.
yilian@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Fr, I bought it once just for giggles and it tasted awful. Straight to the trash.
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
British food isn’t real, British food can’t hurt you.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 23 hours ago
Throws can of Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Maybe heating the metal of the can will cause it to expand and release the cylinder?
CelloMike@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The cylinder MUST remain unharmed
toynbee@piefed.social 1 day ago
Keep it away from Prince Albert.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I like my prince Albert…
fonix232@fedia.io 10 hours ago
Same bro, same.
I mean I like my own. Not yours.
BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Was it put there by a man?
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
In a factory, downtown?