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stickly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Omnipitaph@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Um HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Absolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.

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• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What an unfortunate day to have eyes.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard

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• testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    would make sense, because then you can just pee

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• Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.

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