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• youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes. Asian women are a witches, because they float like a duck and have corkscrew vagina

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  • Emi@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you gonna go look for a duck?

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    • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No she went north for summer I just did it over text.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A Peking duck?

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  • okmko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A succulent Peking duck?!

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, its the other way. The duck penis is shaped like a corkscrew. But it also has a barb at the end, so when it pulls out, it rips open the female ducks genitals.

  The best word to describe duck sex is…horrific. Truely the stuff of nightmares. If you’re ever in a meadow, and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun. That would put me in therapy.

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  • Quokka@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s both.

    It’s an evolutionary arms race, female ducks have clockwise spiraling vaginas with false pockets to stop male ducks who have counter clockwise corkscrew penises.

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That sounds like a bad way to ensure the survival of your offspring?

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun

    so it’s suicide?

    because if it’s a giant duck penis you might need a rocket launcher. or autocannon.

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