I did a shit from a high tower to measure whether it fell straight to earth or curved indicating a round planet. It curved, that’s when I realized NASA must have replaced my anus.
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snoons@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
>Go to doctor >Get CT scan of my head >Totally normal, eyes not hacked >NASA must have replaced the windows in the space station with screens
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Correct. The only way to know for sure is to walk out the airlock and see with your own eyes.
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
>Put on suit for space walk to get past the screens
>Stupid me, obviously the helmet is a top secret VR system
>Take off helmet
>
Draegur@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
> die
> arrive in afterlife
> ask god if earth is flat or round
> god says it’s round???
> realize the roundoid conspiracy got to him too
> sent to hell for doubting god
> persecuted for challenging the lies
> clearly the conspiracy feels threatened if they’re going this far to silence me
> validation! vindication!
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Chuck Palhanyuik vibes intensify
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
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Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 day ago
God, that scene fucked with me as a child.