Comment on Don't fuck them

U7826391786239@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s spelled “pubes” and having a couple thousand really isn’t that impressive, though showing them off at the end of a date might still get you laid…

  source
• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dry humping only.

  source

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mormon style soaking?

    source

    • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can soak, but no jumper.

      source

      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        that’s why you get a friend to bounce the bed 😂

        source

        • -> View More Comments
• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I dunno, can’t see them in a bookshelf. He didn’t say anything about making reading cool, just books. “If they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.”

  I don’t think digital versions count, at least not for John.

  source

  • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is perfect for me as I have a lot of chess books that I never read

    source

    • pmk@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Playing chess against people who have read chess books is the worst… you make one move and they go “ah.. the Toledo-Salamanca opening, I can checkmate in 34 moves.”

      source

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But that is my favorite way to play chess!

        I just haven’t actually read any books and an making up the names of moves. I hope my wife hasn’t caught on (she caught on the first time didn’t she)

        source
      • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I have yet to experience that even when playing against a fide master, but talking at the board is bad form. They do however know their way in the opening and it usually ends in disaster sooner or later

        source
      • Zombie@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That move’s worth about a million bucks.

        I find it’s best to play ridiculous moves then that don’t show up in any books, you may end up in a strategically worse position but they have to work for their win now instead of just doing memorised plays. It’s better to burn out, than to fade away!

        source

        • -> View More Comments
  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    True, but I imagine a well-organized Calibre library will flood most basements, genitally speaking.

    source
  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess they don't for me, either, because when I read or listen to a book and really, really like it, I buy a physical copy.

    source
• Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  just virtual sex for you.

  source