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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dry humping only.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mormon style soaking?

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    • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can soak, but no jumper.

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      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        that’s why you get a friend to bounce the bed 😂

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I dunno, can’t see them in a bookshelf. He didn’t say anything about making reading cool, just books. “If they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.”

  I don’t think digital versions count, at least not for John.

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  • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is perfect for me as I have a lot of chess books that I never read

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    • pmk@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Playing chess against people who have read chess books is the worst… you make one move and they go “ah.. the Toledo-Salamanca opening, I can checkmate in 34 moves.”

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But that is my favorite way to play chess!

        I just haven’t actually read any books and an making up the names of moves. I hope my wife hasn’t caught on (she caught on the first time didn’t she)

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      • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have yet to experience that even when playing against a fide master, but talking at the board is bad form. They do however know their way in the opening and it usually ends in disaster sooner or later

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      • Zombie@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That move’s worth about a million bucks.

        I find it’s best to play ridiculous moves then that don’t show up in any books, you may end up in a strategically worse position but they have to work for their win now instead of just doing memorised plays. It’s better to burn out, than to fade away!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True, but I imagine a well-organized Calibre library will flood most basements, genitally speaking.

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess they don't for me, either, because when I read or listen to a book and really, really like it, I buy a physical copy.

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• Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  just virtual sex for you.

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• PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s spelled “pubes” and having a couple thousand really isn’t that impressive, though showing them off at the end of a date might still get you laid…

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