Lol. But here, have some actually great benefits I wish I had:
- The bed I long enough (u don’t need a custom)
- cars are great (u don’t need to imitate a giraffe to half-assed see the world outside)
- you can kiss a woman while… Errr…you know. (Not trying to pull her nose out of your bellybutton first)
- clothes actually are your size (you dont need 12xl shirts, just so the arms fit but you can also go camping with your tent)
- airplanes are cheap (u dont have to buy 1st class just to not fold yourself in the middle)
But there are also benefits…like having a better oversight over crowds and. Err…yes.
jdr@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Ya but I bet you’ve never felt the abrupt bliss of donking your head on a doorframe.
SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
That dude doesn’t even know the pleasure of having his knees jammed into the seat in front of him on a plane.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
I’m 6’3 and tall to most people, but fit under most doors just fine.
Basement stairs can fuck right off though I’ve done that lotsa times and it managed to be a surprising painful thing every time.
Also I think I’d laugh if someone said and if the short guy things to me, I get called things like string bean and “big guy” by bros who don’t know me.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Does it count if you’re running into a vehicle side mirror instead of a doorframe?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
have you ever been to europe?
jdr@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Yes. In Spain I’m a giant and in the Netherlands I’m a dwarflet.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
I meant door frames of very old buildings