Comment on Most could work on anyone really

SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ya but I bet you’ve never felt the abrupt bliss of donking your head on a doorframe.

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  • SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That dude doesn’t even know the pleasure of having his knees jammed into the seat in front of him on a plane.

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  • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m 6’3 and tall to most people, but fit under most doors just fine.

    Basement stairs can fuck right off though I’ve done that lotsa times and it managed to be a surprising painful thing every time.

    Also I think I’d laugh if someone said and if the short guy things to me, I get called things like string bean and “big guy” by bros who don’t know me.

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does it count if you’re running into a vehicle side mirror instead of a doorframe?

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    have you ever been to europe?

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    • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes. In Spain I’m a giant and in the Netherlands I’m a dwarflet.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I meant door frames of very old buildings

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol. But here, have some actually great benefits I wish I had:

  • The bed I long enough (u don’t need a custom)
  • cars are great (u don’t need to imitate a giraffe to half-assed see the world outside)
  • you can kiss a woman while… Errr…you know. (Not trying to pull her nose out of your bellybutton first)
  • clothes actually are your size (you dont need 12xl shirts, just so the arms fit but you can also go camping with your tent)
  • airplanes are cheap (u dont have to buy 1st class just to not fold yourself in the middle)

  But there are also benefits…like having a better oversight over crowds and. Err…yes.

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  • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here’s more benefits:

    • you can wiggle your feet in the air when sitting on a chair
    • you can eat her ass while standing
    • you can have a nap even on two person couch
    • you don’t have to buy a huge pickup even if your dick is small
    • you can work in the mines and have innate knowledge about metallurgy and smithing

    Wait, what was the topic again?

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I lold at the last one 😁

      But seriously…beside the silly “men shall be tall” (why even? To protect others from lions?) There aren’t many benefits to being taller than average.

      And my largest downside: I’d love a woman that’s taller than me. But there aren’t many…

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      • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Seriously the biggest benefit is that I always fit in places and never feel cramped

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  • Epp@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Another benefit is slightly longer lifespan as the heart doesn’t need to work as hard for blood to travel as much distance.

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Phhht it’s not that much of a diffe…ugh…😵

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  • Bluewing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You missed the “everyone thinks you are there just to reach things for them”. Women in particular seem to feel entitled to my reach. The few men that ask are either walking with a cane or sitting in a wheelchair.

    Even my Wife, 5"4"/163cm has no problem interrupting me from whatever I’m doing to reach things for her. Despite having 3 step stools in the house just for her.

    But if it gets to be too much of a hassle and pisses me off, I start asking her to pick things up off the floor for me because she’s closer to it. She then has a fit because I’m making fun of her height, and then she stops asking me-- for a while.

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh yes…if I’m alone noone ever talks to me (resting bitch-face-syndrome), but when I’m shopping with wifey, I get asked at least once per trip to fetch shit off a shelf.

      But also yes, exclusively women or handicapped men. A “normal” guy would probably rather die than ask another guy for help.

      Wifey rarely asks though, she actually prefers a step-stool or whatever before asking for help.

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s such a short guy thing to say.

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• Phunter@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No cons except leprechauns.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s very big of you!

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• Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You learn to cope or you get mad. I’m glad you coped with being Frodo’s brother.

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• yeather@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think a lot of men are insecure about 5’4. I think it’s more the 5’7 to 5’11 guys that are insecure. Better to be abnormally short than average.

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