Comment on klown show 6 x-treme

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The course be like:

    grep -R “klitoris” /

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Something something “yay”!

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• Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody’s picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one’s a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won’t compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don’t provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it’s only developed by like one guy and he doesn’t even know why the newer versions won’t work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there’s that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn’t been seen since 2022.

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• FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a myth, it doesn’t exist.

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I believe you’re thinking of gSPOT, it’s still stuck in development.

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    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I once knew someone that claimed to get gStreamer working, I think they were just bragging.

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• bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You need the newest Qt alpha to compile it from source.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Klitoris got removed during an FGM event, it’s no longer there. Got removed alongside with lib-ia-minora.

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• pmk@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  zypper in

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• blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You have all but guaranteed that some dev will create it now–if they haven’t already.

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