Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!

ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hot dog repo man is my new dream career

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.

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    • j5y7@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ugggghhh, that’s such a good username!

    Dibs if I lose this account lol

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I see a promising future in glizzy logistics

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• horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pound of flesh?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.

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  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I agree.

    They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.

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