Comment on No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

yesman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Baseball?

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  • platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not sure where you’re getting this info from, because it’s horribly wrong.

    Per Baseball Reference, corroborated by Savant:

    • Rich Hill is not an active MLB player
    • Verlander weighs 240
    • Scherzer weighs 208
    • Martin is 39yo, 6’8”
    • Santana is 40yo, 5’10” 210lb

    Leaving aside that you’re calling 43yo/6’5”/240lb “old and fat”—that’s below average BMI even before accounting for BMI not accurately representing the fatness of elite athletes

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    • ryper@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And yet somehow the part where there are active MLB players who share names with Cold Play’s lead singer and Carlos Santana is not wrong.

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    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I’m too lazy to verify your shitpost isn’t doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:

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      • platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🚨🚨🚨 slopper detected 🚨🚨🚨

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      • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I would have done Bartolo Colón

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  • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Behold, an old fat fuck! (Chris Martin)

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pitchers stand there for a lot of the game and need to be tall to throw so it makes sense that most of your list are pitchers past their prime.

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Carlos Santana plays baseball???

    Is there nothing that man can’t do???

    https://youtu.be/JaaT_HRb4GU?list=RDJaaT_HRb4GU

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tese people are normal weight

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    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Young_(baseball)

      6’5" and 322 lbs =

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        BMI measures how statistically healthy one is if they were an American from the late 1800s. It doesn’t work well with tall people because they didn’t exist back then.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Carlos Santana

    Damn, talk about a renaissance man

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• Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Curling is a thing

  Even the olympic gold metal winners are old fat dudes. Image

  curling.ca/…/canadas-team-jacobs-captures-gold-me…

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