Comment on Guy just wants some cookies

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dan 👏 can’t 👏 reach 👏 the 👏 cookies 👏

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    god, the reading comprehension on this site

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One must imagine Dan has just inherited his mothers house and the most valuable possession there is her world renowned homemade cookies, but they’re out of reach

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  • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But must we imagine him happy?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In my experience it’s easier to get a ladder than a girlfriend, but YMMV.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They don’t let you buy stuff from the DIY store if you’re not manly enough

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      • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Then he might eat too many cookies.

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  • m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, we will need willpower.

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    • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Dan said he’s looking for a gf. I’m sure Will is nice but he’s not invited

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Be reasonable.

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