My ex would disagree as she’d leave hers lying out even when we had company over.
We were both also very mental unwell so that could be a part of it
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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 months agoIdk man, fucking a bar of soap, clearly on the reg , and leaving it for the world to see is a bit different. Plus I feel like most dildo users have the presence of mind to put that shit up when they’re done.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 months ago
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 6 months ago
When my sister and I lived with my parents our shower broke for a bit so we had to use my parents’ shower for a few days. Guess who forgot to take their dildo out of there… It was my sister not me but lucky for her and unlucky for me, my parents never clarified so they’ll just think what they will.
shalafi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That was made that way for the joke. How would you even begin fucking a flat bar of soap? Even pre-drilled, it would wear out too fast to be any fun.
Don’t use conditioner guys!!!
For the 4th time (I’m an idiot) I got serious dick issues. Don’t know if it dries the skin out or what, but the end gets hypersensitive, turns dark red, skin turns black and peels off, hurts like hell, and then you get nice, new pink skin. It’s painful and revolting and takes about a week for the whole process.
Thought was just me until I saw a reddit post a few months back. LOTS of dudes experiencing the same exact thing.
Don’t use conditioner guys!!!
GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 months ago
What in the bed bath and beyond is this shit
MadBob@feddit.nl 6 months ago
Would you mind choosing a verb other than “use” so I know what in God’s name I shouldn’t be doing with conditioner?
shalafi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If the context didn’t provide, I meant jacking off. Paddling the pink canoe. Abusing the wicked stick. Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger. Shaking hands with the milkman. Boxing the one-eyed champ. Taking the self-guided tour.
MadBob@feddit.nl 6 months ago
Seeing to yourself? Tossing your salad? Clearing the pipes? Sopping your tissues? Summoning Spiderman? Switching to manual? Burping the serpent? Don’t know it.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Are you sure that’s conditioner and not bleach?
dingus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Even if you accidentally use conditioner instead of lube, there’s no way it will make the skin of your dick turn black and fall off.
Unless two things are actually happening.
You’re using the lube to fuck sandpaper
You’ve confused conditioner with something like lye or hydrochloric acid
MrGG@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
This is the kind of wholesome informative content I come to Lemmy for. Thank you for your service, sir!
Actually, wait, I have a question. How did your ball-hair feel aftwards? Did it help with testicular split ends?
shalafi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ball hair is mostly nonexistent. But here come more conditioner tips!
Decided to get nice and clean for my ex-wife. Showered and used a little conditioner on the meat puppet. She stuck it in her mouth and made a face. “Tastes like shampoo!”
That woman could pop the balloon on the sexiest of times. Ever had a lover so tacky as to complain, in the moment?! Not like, “Move a little.”, or “Ouch, not like that.” More like… Know what? Not gonna relive that foul woman.