Here you go my friend
Comment on who would win
stoy@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Context?
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Thanks for educating all the fork pilled people out there
stoy@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
How does that relate to Teams?
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 weeks ago
Your Teams doesn’t come with a spoon? You should contact customer support. Something is seriously wrong with your account.
dumbass@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
How does it not!?
Sendaris@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I assume you rest/wedge a spoon on your keyboard to hold down a key so Teams won’t mark you as away?
Odo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Apparently a spoon left on your laptop trackpad can trick Teams into thinking you’re still there and never marking you as “away”.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Lol, I got one of those cheap mouse wigglers (mini usb plug, shows up as a Bluetooth mouse), I’d actually pay good money for one that only wiggles every now and then and not twice a second.
UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Buy a WeVibe and control it from your phone! As a bonus, after you’re done fucking your boss’s exploitation of your labor, you can fuck yourself!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
i got one you put a mouse on and plugs into a socket so the mouse is always moving, and a device that clicks my ESC key - again mechanical, so they can’t detect any devices or software and there’s regular MnK activity.
Although the real sneaky shit is to attack the staging directory that uploads the images and activity JSON with an OS chronjob with an identical name to the tracking software so it uploads corrupted files
stoy@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Ah, I just tend to put my mouse upside down as the LED lighting in my room cause the mouse to move erratically.
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
So can something heavy that depresses one of the directional keys.
Or at least that used to work, been a few years since I tried it.
Vupware@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Still works
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Lmaooooo