Comment on who would win

stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Odo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Apparently a spoon left on your laptop trackpad can trick Teams into thinking you’re still there and never marking you as “away”.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol, I got one of those cheap mouse wigglers (mini usb plug, shows up as a Bluetooth mouse), I’d actually pay good money for one that only wiggles every now and then and not twice a second.

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    • UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Buy a WeVibe and control it from your phone! As a bonus, after you’re done fucking your boss’s exploitation of your labor, you can fuck yourself!

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i got one you put a mouse on and plugs into a socket so the mouse is always moving, and a device that clicks my ESC key - again mechanical, so they can’t detect any devices or software and there’s regular MnK activity.

      Although the real sneaky shit is to attack the staging directory that uploads the images and activity JSON with an OS chronjob with an identical name to the tracking software so it uploads corrupted files

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, I just tend to put my mouse upside down as the LED lighting in my room cause the mouse to move erratically.

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  • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So can something heavy that depresses one of the directional keys.

    Or at least that used to work, been a few years since I tried it.

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    • Vupware@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Still works

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lmaooooo

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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here you go my friend

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks for educating all the fork pilled people out there

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How does that relate to Teams?

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your Teams doesn’t come with a spoon? You should contact customer support. Something is seriously wrong with your account.

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How does it not!?

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• Sendaris@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I assume you rest/wedge a spoon on your keyboard to hold down a key so Teams won’t mark you as away?

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