Sounds like I was born for that job!
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LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
The alternative to this is to join, get deployed, then mess everything up as bad as possible. Be completely useless, worse than useless even. Fuck up every assignment you’re given, hopefully so badly it causes lots of damage and possibly save some lives.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
that’s a good way to get hit by friendly fire.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Bonus points if they can never pin it on you so they keep giving you shit to fuck up.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
like that one guy that would expose spies but was so incredibly secretive about it he was made the lead of the department made to find the leaker
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Unless you have extreme confidence you won’t get caught, that seems like a one way ticket to physical and mental abuse hell. Well, probably prison too, but atleast there you might come across other likeminded people and you don’t have to touch any guns.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Enjoy getting herded at gunpoint into a minefield. There are no real rules in a total/world war. If you fuck up on purpose or refuse to do your duty you will likely get severely punished by your own side.