Comment on I just want juice, is that so much to ask?

Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• TwilitSky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What Canada doesn’t tell you is that they permit 10 Micrograms of Beaver Essence in all products.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I mean, we all gather every year and conduct a ritual to send all our hate and anger into our geese, which gives us the polite nature you see today.

    What’s a little beaver essence on top of it?

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  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    permit

    You misspelled require

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  • isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Beaver farts? In YOUR fromage squick squick? It’s more likely than you think.

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• EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  On the lemonade, I assume that you are pointing out that it is cane sugar rather than HFCS?

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Doesn’t matter…lemon juice is acidic and cane sugar, or sucrose will undergo acid hydrolysis to glucose and fructose in an hour after bottling.

    Idiots importing Mexican coke should have paid more attention in grade 10 chemistry.

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  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes, but also lemon juice and lemon pulp, not rehydrated concentrate

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Juices like this also exist in the US…

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Give it a year with the way your country is massively declining. Soon the FDA will classify straight sugar water is “juice”.

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In the country where pizza is a vegetable, you’re probably not far off. Soon enough they’ll all be drinking Brawndo and water will be known only for being in toilets.

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    • la508@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think you mean “straight high fructose corn syrup water”.

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• ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Canadian nationalism is so strong. I like Canada, but it isn’t the best place on earth. On the internet though, you’d think it’s heaven.

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  • ForestGreenGhost@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Lol. So someone posted a couple of pictures showing that juice sold in Canada isn’t full of corn syrup, and your reaction was “wow, such nationalism.” Like fucking what?

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      American’s are upset their country is a fucking tire fire.

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      • ForestGreenGhost@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I just don’t understand the “Canadian Nationalism” angle. It almost seems like there are some accounts here on Lemmy that are trying to sow discord and division.

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    • ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Do you actually think you can’t get 100% juice in the US? It’s pretty ridiculous to bring the US/Canada comparison into the conversation in the first place. Just like you can get Flavored Juice Drink in Canada, too.

      And yeah, it’s that mindless Canadian nationalism that is commonplace on the internet. Sorry I struck a nerve, but it is what it is.

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      • ForestGreenGhost@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Bro you’re a dingdong. In fact, your point is so silly that I’m pretty sure that you’re either a bot or some sort of really sad and/or pathetic agitator. In the off chance that you’re not, I hope you get what you need and find some peace. Have a good night bro.

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  • IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    compared to it’s immediate neighbor it might as well be

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s how a regular person could look like a model next to a cave troll.

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    • ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly. The US fucking sucks, but Canada ain’t that fucking awesome either.

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