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antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”

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  • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was a ritual fetish act.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would aliens in 10000 years even be able to tell the difference between trash and … well, not trash? They’d probably just think that we were really into plastic. Which isn’t wrong.

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    • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      mixing bowls are the fucking worst

      plastic: scratches really easily, probably toxic, environmental nightmare

      ceramic: heavy af, breaks easily

      glass: heavy af, breaks easily

      wood: literally porous, pain in the ass to clean, can’t go in dishwasher, and you have to oil it like a fucking engine

      steel: heavy, dents easily, your kitchen is STOMP! now

      (I think I recall a STOMP! performance played on PBS when I was a kid in the early '00s where they used primarily steel bowls but couldn’t find a clip)

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How dare they. This is Planet Dirt, not Planet Trash!

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    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Planet plastic ocean.

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    • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      we really did name the planet Dirt 🤦‍♀️ you’d think we could have at least called it Home or some shit

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• Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We’re leaving a soil layer with radioactive isotopes, microplastics and concrete rubble. You’ll probably also find lots of signs of all the earthmoving we’re doing

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  • Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The plastic Miku culture.

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe they spot the machines and artifacts left on Mars and the moon and go with robotics or metal poly compounds. If it’s just Earth maybe plastic or concrete.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hentai porn

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  • FinalRemix@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If we’re lucky…

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The vitriolic nuclear primates

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