We’re leaving a soil layer with radioactive isotopes, microplastics and concrete rubble. You’ll probably also find lots of signs of all the earthmoving we’re doing
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antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
What culture are we going to be for the aliens who discover our remains ten thousand years from now?
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
The plastic Miku culture.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Maybe they spot the machines and artifacts left on Mars and the moon and go with robotics or metal poly compounds. If it’s just Earth maybe plastic or concrete.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hentai porn
FinalRemix@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If we’re lucky…
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The vitriolic nuclear primates
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
“This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
It was a ritual fetish act.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Would aliens in 10000 years even be able to tell the difference between trash and … well, not trash? They’d probably just think that we were really into plastic. Which isn’t wrong.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
mixing bowls are the fucking worst
plastic: scratches really easily, probably toxic, environmental nightmare
ceramic: heavy af, breaks easily
glass: heavy af, breaks easily
wood: literally porous, pain in the ass to clean, can’t go in dishwasher, and you have to oil it like a fucking engine
steel: heavy, dents easily, your kitchen is STOMP! now
(I think I recall a STOMP! performance played on PBS when I was a kid in the early '00s where they used primarily steel bowls but couldn’t find a clip)
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How dare they. This is Planet Dirt, not Planet Trash!
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Planet plastic ocean.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
we really did name the planet Dirt 🤦♀️ you’d think we could have at least called it Home or some shit