Start by substituting the word “bum” for “arse” in your daily affirmations
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FishFace@piefed.social 13 hours ago
If unemployment will give me an arse like that…
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
FishFace@piefed.social 11 hours ago
What daily affirmations should I have been making that would have had “bum” in??
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
“My bum looks as if I’m unemployed”
FishFace@piefed.social 10 hours ago
Hmm. Well I haven’t been saying that, that’s true.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
“Don’t be a lazy bum”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
excuse me but laziness is one of the three bastard mothers of invention. don’t do her like that.
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I mean, doing squads is free
gray@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Doing squats: [insert no Drke meme] Doing squads: [insert yes Drke meme]
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Replace Drake with Debbie
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
I’m a LaForge man myself
FishFace@piefed.social 13 hours ago
But effort
Butt effort?
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
And mental health. When I was unemployed for quite some time when I was younger it’s a horrid hole to be in. The “why bother with anything” mentally easily takes over.
Liuone@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Squats will make my ass look like a drawing?
Master@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
will make it grow cat ears!
87Six@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
But my brain is like BUT DAAAADDD I DON’T LIKE THAAATTT… I hate my brain