Comment on I am definitely a bird me personally

OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Depends on which state this happens in. The south? Absolutely!

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’ll just bring a few essentials with me…

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• Ach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The real silver lining of them wanting to start being able to deport American citizens is if they do it en masse, El Salvador will end up full of physicists, doctors, professors, etc and be catapulted into a futuristic utopia.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The year is 2113. I’ve just graduated top of my class at the Santa Muerte penal colony in El Salvador. Like my classmates, I will begin my mission to find any remaining survivors in the North American wastelands next week.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Bukele would probably execute them before that happens.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    So far I’ve only heard of them being Epstein’d - can’t risk knowledge of nuclear fusion falling into others hands… (/s, as if anything it was likely either capitalism or sheer blind & dumb stupidity that did this one)

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Honduras.

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