Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Hand Egg
NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB.
Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
Major League Football (MLF)
No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
Curling would like a word
What is a “hockey” anyway
NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.
Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
😭
Floor egg.
turn the NFL to NHEL, case closed.
Lycra Rugby
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Major League Football (MLF)
ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Curling would like a word
errer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What is a “hockey” anyway
Localhorst86@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.
Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
DoPeopleLookHere@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
😭
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Floor egg.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
turn the NFL to NHEL, case closed.