Comment on What is in your pockets?

BaroqueInMind@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.

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    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Finally a politician who supports my interests.

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      • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

        “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”

        Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”

        *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY! START EATIN’!”

        Cops 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.

        *eats ass with gusto

        Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”

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    • X@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.

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  • GeneralDingus@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Very unfortunate

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.

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  • enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Happy cake day!

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  • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary

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    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.

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      • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you fartmaster

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  • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Happy cake day!

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• Sphks@jlai.lu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a great way to get detained, physically locked into handcuffs and not being able anymore to tell any cop to eat your ass.

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  • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not in Canada, depending on how white and employed you look.

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    • Typotyper@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Explain… More to the detained than the white part

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      • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Insulting the cops is protected by the charter rights under freedom of expression. The cops have to be nicer to us (in theory) then we have to be to them.

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let me guess, you’re from the US?

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  • BaroqueInMind@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am not, no. Why?

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    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah damn I stand corrected. You didn’t say where you’re from and just explained as if it were universally true everywhere. Kind of a US-Defaultism thing.

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s not make such sweeping generalisations.

  For example, in the UK, the police have the legal power to search you if the have reasonable grounds to suspect that you have something on you in a few categories, like drugs. There are even (yet more controversial) powers to search people just because they’re in a specific area (though there are restrictions on why an area can be so designated). You don’t need to be arrested or handcuffed for this, although you might be.

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• redparadise@lemmygrad.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As if the police care about the consequences of police overreach or physical coercion

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