Comment on Behold and despair!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• glimse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  -a person terrified of butterflies

  -covered themselves in fruit juice??

  -sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over

  -became the butterfly god

  I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed

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• Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway

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• fullsquare@awful.systems ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps

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• Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When they text you “I’m on my way”

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  • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not everyone remembers to turn off “share my location with Instagram friends”.

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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People share their location to Zuckerberg?

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