Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 days ago
How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
Rolder@reddthat.com 4 days ago
fullsquare@awful.systems 4 days ago
some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
When they text you “I’m on my way”
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 days ago
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Not everyone remembers to turn off “share my location with Instagram friends”.
glimse@lemmy.world 4 days ago
-a person terrified of butterflies
-covered themselves in fruit juice??
-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over
-became the butterfly god
I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed