Wow… you need to get off the internet
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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 17 hours agoHow you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?
Sigh Femoids are heartless.
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Holyginz@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES
Broadfern@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.
Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 9 hours ago
Kek
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
When no one else gets me, OozingPositron gets me
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
You missed the /s
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers
reev@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
I think a pro tip to making your jokes land with native speakers is to make the joke funny next time
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay
shneancy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
we live in a world where people say stuff like that and mean it, the /s is just so for once we can be sure
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
How to remove all doubt: