Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.

• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  how about this, you only get 100 closing/opening of the fridge door a month. the freezer will cost you extra to open and close.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Drink a verification can to continue

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To access the verification can in your fridge, you could order another 6 pack of verification cans on sale at $partner© at $current_price + $arbitrary_markup $current_price

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• cloudless@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the premium subscription and NFT.

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  • wioum@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The sub gives you tokens which is used up every time you open. Use the ice maker? That’s 2 tokens

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      1L/3$ of water from the fridge. ice will cost you another 1L/3$

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Earn tokens by dressing suggestively and dancing for men watching.

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      • fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• flamiera@kbin.melroy.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  $1.99 to freshen your fruits and vegetables
  $4.99 to freeze your meats
  $0.99 to make ice cubes
  $1.99 to cool your drinks
  $11.99 to make water

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    $11.99 to make water

    If you mean the euphemism for urinating, some people would consider that quite the bargain!

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• Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Delete this post.

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• FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your fridge is cooling for 13 more hours watch two ads now to get 4 more hours.

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