Comment on Stretch marks

• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.

  They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.

  He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The skin is also on the move apparently. My ex was mesmerized by the wrinkles shifting around in pulses…

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I, too, have lost myself in the changing currents of the scrotal expanse.

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, whens the off-Broadway premier?

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  • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, that was poetic.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ

    just for curiosity, what else is a chaotic organ?

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The liver. Gets high as fuck without dying (much,) can Terminator 2 regenerate itself — like if you gave someone half your liver (in their body) you’d both end up with whole livers, and it’s the most delicious of the organs.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.”

    I think I’m tearing up a bit… 🥹

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks. I butchered a line from this poem: poetryfoundation.org/…/a-valediction-forbidding-m…

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe, many relevant acquaintances have spoken very fondly of my balls, up to and including my wife. But maybe that’s just me.

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