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Comment on Please tell me this is shopped.

I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.

Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.

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OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.

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- shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I’m short and scrawny, can I just have this one thing?!
  
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  - KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    No, now hand it over!
    
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- thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  he might show it to you, if you ask nicely
  
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daannii@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.

Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.

I’m also 5’3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.

The logistics just don’t work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.

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- ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  There is a correlation between height and dick size, but it’s quite small. IIRC for every 20cm or so in height you get 1cm in dick on average, but it varies enough that it’s no certainty a tall guy has a larger dick.
  
  Also fun fact: studies into penis size correlating with other factors can be broadly generalised into two categories: measured studies, which is where doctors will measure the penis when erect in a consistent manner, and self-reported studies, where people just tell a researcher how big it is.
  
  Self-reported studies generally come back with results like “black people have larger dicks, Asians have shorter dicks” etc… But in measured studies, it turns out that worldwide penis size is basically all the same. It’s people self-reporting their own size + a correction for what they think they should have (nobody wants to be below average). In places with high porn consumption, penises tend to “be larger”, because that’s what men see and they want to have the same. Only in countries that tend to censor genitalia in porn do you find people actually self-report a size that’s essentially the same as their actual size (which usually happens to be Asian countries). That, plus the whole “BBC” genre in porn, essentially explains the self-reported racial differences in dick size.
  
  Also fun: self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm. Self-reported the average is about 15cm, but when actually measured it drops to about 13cm (which also happens to be 6 inches and just over 5 inches respectively; see the psychological effect there?).
  
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  - xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
    
    self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm.
    
    Kind of a dick-move tbh
    
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- shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I’m mainly going by what I saw in the locker room in 7th and 8th grade. Them tall boys were packing hogs, black guys had longer, skinnier dicks and the popular white guys… let’s just say they stood straight out, no hang. I didn’t walk out with any insecurities.
  
  Elon OTOH, those shoes are stuffed with newspaper.
  
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protist@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Longish, you say?

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- shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Skinny though, can’t have it all. 🥺
  
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BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Post that hog

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- shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Alas, that would be like posting a skinny pig. Hard to call him a “hog”, no meat on the bone.
  
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