Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their corpses
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psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i’m a fucking idiot
zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:
Telemarketing: I sell stuff.
Corporare lawyer: I explain law.
Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors
Compliance officer: I check compliance.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Corporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 days ago
That’s also most lawmakers/politicians/lobbyists
ApertureUA@lemmy.today 4 days ago
It doesn’t fit
blarghly@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Imma fucking idiot
fartographer@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I know you are, but what I am too, also.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 days ago
Don’t be like that, Imma.
_lilith@lemmy.world 4 days ago
well the job is BS so…
x4740N@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“I’m Stupid” works
guy@piefed.social 4 days ago
I am idijit