You who have been handed only a pale shadow of the true history. Harken to me. Before your fathers ever darkened a lady’s doorstep, America had had a gay president. And not only this, but a professional wrestler.
This president was a Chad, nay a Gigachad - for he freed the slaves. Yes… He is the one of whom I speak. That is the true history, which we forget at great peril.
So let us hear less of this erstwhile “first gay president” who would not emancipate even a steak from the flame soon enough to save it, and can only play at homosexuality for the sake of empty-hearted power politics.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Nah, it’s only gay if you like it
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
so trump is now accused of sexually assulting a number of women and one bill clinton
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
What’s one more?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean, dude does seem pretty rapey. I wouldn’t leave my chickens alone with him.
Gladaed@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
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Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hello from that one post about the MAGAt that won’t have pleasurable sexual with his wife cuz it’s gay