You who have been handed only a pale shadow of the true history. Harken to me. Before your fathers ever darkened a lady’s doorstep, America had had a gay president. And not only this, but a professional wrestler.
This president was a Chad, nay a Gigachad - for he freed the slaves. Yes… He is the one of whom I speak. That is the true history, which we forget at great peril.
So let us hear less of this erstwhile “first gay president” who would not emancipate even a steak from the flame soon enough to save it, and can only play at homosexuality for the sake of empty-hearted power politics.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Nah, it’s only gay if you like it
halvar@lemy.lol 3 hours ago
so trump is now accused of sexually assulting a number of women and one bill clinton
Gladaed@feddit.org 5 hours ago
…