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hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They also fuck in both.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is no fucking taking place in the entirety of human or elf history. It just doesn’t happen, never did, never will.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about Orcs?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Basically the result of Morgoth going Full Metal Alchemist / Unit 731 on some elves he captured in the dark.

        Uruk-Hai were Sauron’s Orcs v2, and it’s implied those were made via dark magic assisted cross breeding…

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good thing then that these are cowboys and hobbits.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you need frodo or the ring?

    invisible, visible, invisible, visible

    Sauron: please stop

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Egh.

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• Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And both are terrible movies.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.

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