No, AA batteries don’t have enough alkaline flavor, what you need is to throw a car battery into the sea
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
So should I put AA batteries in my water bottle or not?
Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I believe the AAs go in your vagina. She does a lot of vagina stuff, like my ex.
acme401@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I can confirm the vagina stuff with his ex
She was a freak!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
That sounds like her alright. You should definitely go get tested, fyi.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
Sounds like we have the same ex kinda.
tetris11@feddit.uk 9 hours ago
I liked her, she was warm. I could read a book under the covers just by screwing in a lightbulb down there
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Vagina stuff. AKA sex.
Don’t tell me you did it missionary!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
She did at least a few missionaries, among others.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’m reading these comments and I’m thinking I should call this dude’s ex. I can only hope I’m worthy.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I’ll tell her to expect you
Damage@feddit.it 6 hours ago
We need more women like this