Thanks for a urethra lifehack! Might save me at times :D
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problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
So this happens because the urethra loses moisture and welds shut and pee chooses the least-resistance path. If you can’t pee sitting ('cause it’s easier), one trick is to clamp your dick and push to pee, then release. The pressure will open the urethra wide and a beautiful, directed stream of piss will come out. Also, pull your foreskin back when peeing and clean afterwards with a dab of toilet paper. Fellating persons will thank you!
Allero@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I stopped reading at “clamp your dick”
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.
johsny@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 19 hours ago
I do it regardless if I need to pee or not
Jax@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
I think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
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fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Well, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 13 hours ago
The ol’ dick clamp