Thanks for a urethra lifehack! Might save me at times :D
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problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
So this happens because the urethra loses moisture and welds shut and pee chooses the least-resistance path. If you can’t pee sitting ('cause it’s easier), one trick is to clamp your dick and push to pee, then release. The pressure will open the urethra wide and a beautiful, directed stream of piss will come out. Also, pull your foreskin back when peeing and clean afterwards with a dab of toilet paper. Fellating persons will thank you!
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I stopped reading at “clamp your dick”
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.
johsny@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I do it regardless if I need to pee or not
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.
UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Gear… Third
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
The ol’ dick clamp