dude is going to have the heaviest shits later.
that toilet is gonna look like this when he’s done spraying lead out his well toned kryptonian ass.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians’ pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.
so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.
imagining all the criminals in the phantom zone getting shredded by a lifetime of super poop is hilarious.
Jarix@lemmy.world 12 minutes ago
Viva la dirt league needs to be sent this idea. Poste haste!
stray@pawb.social 21 hours ago
Good thing he’s wearing one of his Kryptonian shirts today.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Nope, all patrons were given mandarin kimonos to wear, the bulletproof kind, just in case
Hoimo@ani.social 22 hours ago
What’s this flattened piece of metal doing on the table? Wait a minute… Are you Superman in disguise and the bullets fired from a silenced gun bounced off your invulnerable chest and landed on the table? …What am I saying? If that were true, Superman obviously would have eaten them to hide the evidence.
Grimy@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I would have called the waiter and blamed it on the kitchen. No suspicion and a free meal most likely.
MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 20 hours ago
It is my belief that the real Clark would never complain about food he was served.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
hes too mild mannered.
chaos@beehaw.org 18 hours ago
Superman wouldn’t even be able to see through those Coke bottle glasses Clark’s always wearing, duh.