I’m sure there are, but no one needs to be worried about Adams Family cannon.
Might as well spend all your free time worried about Flintstones or Felix the Cat cannon. The people making the media certainly don’t care to follow any of it, it’s not ever going to make sense. Just live in the moment and enjoy it for what it is!
But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as a alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.
You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s digging through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.
Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauce at Wendy’s.
I’m not the target audience, but why couldn’t Tim Burton destroy some other franchise.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
I’m sure there are, but no one needs to be worried about Adams Family cannon.
Might as well spend all your free time worried about Flintstones or Felix the Cat cannon. The people making the media certainly don’t care to follow any of it, it’s not ever going to make sense. Just live in the moment and enjoy it for what it is!
glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 days ago
look, I could do that, OR, hear me out, I could be mad on the Internet about shit that doesn’t actually matter. I know which one I’d pick.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’d like to not even know about it.
But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as a alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.
You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s digging through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.
Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
This is oddly specific.
I’m concerned this might be about more than just a tv show.
hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
I guess you got more into it as a kid than I did. For casuals like myself, Wednesday is great
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Sure, whatever Hand Solo…
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
👉👌
basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Fair, but also, Wenclair <3
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Wait there are new dipping sauces?