and saying your name right away is the first thing any top assassin should do when sending emails to their victims.
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Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
The names’s Bond. James Bond.
Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 1 day ago
Professionals have standards
kautau@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Once there’s 47
Re:
’s in the subject of the final email a call comes in“Contract complete. Well done 47.”
Another classic Hitman assassination of getting someone to kill themselves due to never ending meaningless emails
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Top top, or like top 10 in the graduating class?
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Know what they call an assassin that graduated last in his class? “Assassin”
moody@lemmings.world 1 day ago
All you gotta do is convince them you’re a bottom and they leave you alone.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Everybody knows this information goes in the signature.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Noone wants to be confused with a bottom assassin.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
the assassassin is to be feared
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
If there’s a “best” assassin, it only stands to reason that there’s also a “worst” assassin.