Assuming they’re a teenager, you trusted your parents not to search through your stuff a lot more than most. Parents aren’t going to give you any lectures or punish you for having a PS5 controller in your room.
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I am once again asking you all to just buy proper sex toys and lube.
RedFrank24@lemmy.world 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I am once again lubing up a Kaiser roll with spicy brown mustard
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you gonna sponsor this for us? That shit is expensive for no good reason. It used to be affordable, but the brands got greedy.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
$99 for a couple of squirts, you say? 🤔
Go on…glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Grab a tub of coconut oil
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I never understood what lube is for…
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its for lubrication
rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You ever try shoving something up your ass/pussy when it’s completely dry?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Actually yes. My entire finger. Didn’t find what I was looking for.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is lithium grease good or should I go with graphite?
Takashiro@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I agree , but in these cases it’s probably a kid or teenager trying to make do with what they have.